It takes someone with a very special set of skills to trip up the stairs. I have those skills. I wish I didn't have these skills, but alas, I still manage to trip. And it's not even like once in a while I might stumble or something, but it's at least once or twice a month and I totally just trip and it's awful and embarrassing.
I wish I was talking about tripping up the stairs at home, but nope. I don't have stairs in my house (although when I did I would trip while running up them about once every few days... I wish I was joking). I trip up the stairs at school. Out of all of the places in the entire world, of course I would be the one to be clumsy at school in front of everyone else trying to get to class. God bless the fact that I don't give a single crap about what people (especially the irrelevant twats at school) think of me, so it's not that emotionally scarring.
In fact, when I tripped this morning, the girl behind me asked if I was okay, and then she tripped, so that honestly made my day. I don't care if she meant it or not, but the fact that I wasn't the only one made everything better. We then laughed at ourselves and made it (successfully) to the top without another mishap.
The weirdest thing isn't the fact that I trip, but I'm usually not a very clumsy person. I'm just going to blame it on my school because those stairs are steeper than the ones in the main building, so obviously that's the problem. Yep, that should help my self esteem. Blame it on the school.
Does anyone else have this problem? Please tell me I'm not the only one.
~Maddison
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